Fantastic Grease
Everyone in Southern California is always going crazy-gaga for In and Out Burger. Listen, I understand, it’s a pretty fantastic burger. But it’s also totally overrated. Why? Let me tell you why:
- There is always a line. It doesn’t matter when you go, there will be a line. Once you get inside, there won’t be any tables.
- The most popular restaurants are the old ones with only drive-thrus, and they are even more annoying because you’re sitting in your car waiting with a bunch of other losers to yell into a speaker.
- The In and Out Mystique is stupid. Bible quotes on the cups and secret menu items! Shut up. You’re dumb. Anyone who talks about that “one time” they ordered the 8×8 and ate the whole thing because they were really drunk is a freaking moron.
- When you get down to it. It’s just a cheeseburger and fries. They are usually really greasy, and they taste alright, but its nothing to write home about.
People, if you want a burger, don’t make a big deal about going to In-and-Out. Don’t talk about how you had to drive SO FAR to get there, or how you’re willing to do anything for that stupid “double double attack.” It’s over, done. Move on.
